WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
well fuck this place
when you have unlimited texting but only text two people.
“why are you eating ice cream in the winter” BECAUSE ITS FUCKIN GOOD???
i work at an ice cream place and i hate people like you
lmao im so sorry that i like ice cream and u get paid to give me ice cream
changing from jeans to pajama pants
*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area
I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away now it’s fucking hilarious
IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING
OMG I’M SO DONE
The dog’s just like…… dafuq?
I literally laughed for 10 minutes, im dead
its not even rolling its dragging itself away… even better lol